With All Due Respect, I Choose Not To Go Fuck Myself
uding the oral and anal penetration which your remarks so clearly describe—would be an easy matter. Trust me when I say to you that I have listened to and duly considered everything you have said to me. But in all frankness, I can nonetheless assure you that I will most certainly not be eating a bag of dicks or shoving it up or blowing it out—whatever “it” might be, as you have left that crucial pronoun tragically without antecedent—my ass. In fact, after all of this dialogue, there’s only one conclusion I have reached that I’m even remotely certain is true: You’re a goddamned motherfucking cocksucker. Good day, sir!
